Day 4

Its day 4 of my birthday party, 1:35pm, I’m hammered and about to try and break into outside lands to see Rodrigo Y Gabriela and throw a tricolour  at them-just like the old days….

Eh…ye wanna fuck off?

More search engine piffle, but this time I’m genuinely outraged. How, in Gods good will, did the term ‘Ciaran Whelan Cunt’ lead anyone here? Its ‘CIARAN WHELAN-LEGEND’ thank you very fucking much ye little culchie bollox!

To reiterate my point, CIARAN WHELAN-LEGEND

One of the guys I work with looks like Super Mario!

He even has a moustache, basball cap and speaks broken English!!! Fucking Brilliant!

Yes, I finally put some Rancid on my I-pod

So I may as well publish this, its from back when I was unemployed and deppressed(as opposed to employed and deppressed)….

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I came here to upset the apple-cart

and maybe make a fresh start,

I thought I could turn death into an art

and life a mere fart in one of Blind Becketts Blinks,

A noble folly for such a little dolly,

forlorn and forgotten on the banks of North Beach.

End of the East Bay my friend,

end to end right till the end.

Misled and hurt

My boss called me up on Friday night to tell me that there was a change in my schedule and they now needed me for 8hrs on Monday as opposed to the original 3-result! I was delyred and exyred* because I reckoned that this meant I now had a tonne of hours which would equate directly to a tonne of money. Of course I was wrong, they just moved all my hours to the same day. In a week of 14 hours I’ve served 8 on the first day but the bastards have still managed to get me in every day for the rest of the week. Its a load of poxy I tells ye!

As revenge, I’m mixing special mushrooms into the veggie sambo-pricks

 

*to quote momma Rua

I woke up dead today

I was really depressed when I woke up this morning, did a bit of writing and now I feel fantastic. Pat Shortt helped aswell

all apologies

this blog has gone to shit in the last week,

For the record

Panadol fast action is simply not fast acting enough. I’m in agony here

Bye bye banksy baby

Banksy2 has finally fucked off to Australia. Good riddance is what I say, I can finally tramp about the living room doing windmills to the fridge again. You may have noticed that I hadn’t written much in the last couple of days, thats because the mad bitchs’going away party lasted a week in a half and I was starting to burn out. So much booze, so many great stories, and I can’t remember the half of them! There were so many nights out that I’ve decided to just compile a list of highlights:

-Royal Canadian

-Captain Morgan

-Jamie and cranberry

-Vodka Vodka

-Beer Pong

-Natural Light

-Anarchy, war, death, destruction

-Chocolate Stout(even worse than it sounds, shudder)

-Shakespeare Stout(passable)

-4 noise complaints

-a few good hugs

-a liver that is once more a healthy shade of black

…..wait, almost all of those are either drinks or the result of multiple drinks. Meh, here’s some more:

-two of my favourite people in the world hooking up(took their sweet fucking time about it though-pricks)

-Explaining the intracacies of ‘Gay Chicken’ to a gay man and watching his face as he makes the subtle motion from ‘prepared to be grossly offended’ to ‘thats so retarded and immature its downright hillarious. Lets have a shot!”

-Did anyone else see the moustache on that barman? Its straight out of 1974! Respect, its a lonely life, and a lifelong commitment, to have something that ridiculous growing on your face

-Listening to the Hold Steady, steadily

-Showing up for my first day of work with a crippling hangover and no sleep.

-Showing up for my second day of work half-deaf from being in the front row watching the Hold Steady rock it the night before. Oh yeah, I was there and it was awesome!

Andrew AJ Hanlon

The more I read about it the more it stinks. I’m not a lawyer but this whole thing reeks of the type of shit that used to happen during the troubles. Bock the Robber has been keeping it open at

http://bocktherobber.com/2008/07/andrew-hanlons-killing-the-scandal-is-complete

Obviously, people there are going to be biased towards AJ because he was Irish or family or vulnerable or maybe it has something to do with the whole affair being a blatant cover-up?

From what I’ve read AJ should still be alive today, there was no justification whatsoever for the use of deadly force-even by American standards. Click on the link and give it some hits, maybe we can get more of a spotlight on this absolute disgrace