The Diamond Gospel, more sport analogies for women

Diamond put this in a comment, it deserves to be seen so here you go

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Man eye of the tiger…
remember

-too quick and youll be too early for the cross missing the ball completely and ending up in the back of the net with the football headed down field with some other bloke whose gonna score instead of you!

-too slow and you’ll watch some tall chap smother the football in his hands right infront of your eyes, before running away and fucking it full force right up the backside!

-but time your run right and keep your eye on the prize and before you know it your making a good connection, while losing your marker who’d otherwise hold you back, good head, fast release, and youve definitely scored!

by the way

because i know your slow…..

the football is an ANALOGY for your wan…

your wan being the girl….

ahhh….fuck it