A month without alcohol

Normal Bank Hiliday Then

May 6, 2008 · 1 Comment

I was eating dinner with my parents in the back garden yesterday. It was an amazing day so all my neighbors were out aswell and being the dysfunctional anti-social pricks that we are we didn’t want to have to talk to them.

So, naturally, my dad started speaking in Irish and we all slipped in without a bother. Then, the aul goat remembered he was in the process of trying to learn French so we all started speaking in French(well, my mam spoke, I stuttered and my dad cooed). Then, we got bored of French and started trying to speak Spanish(dad used to live in Barca, me and mam didn’t have a clue) before decending once more into a bizzarre Irish/French/Spanish/Shouting mash of vowels and grunts. It was deadly!

I wanna learn Spanish and become a matador(or a bull)

Categories: General idiocy · Unapologetic distaste for other human beings · excess · piffle · self-obsession · self-promotion · shallow arrogance · woop woop

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