Free rhyming

This turned out far too well. I was killing time just playing with words and it turned into quite a serious piece of work. Its quite hard to read but thats ok because its a damn hard subject to approach. Incidentally, its even harder to read because wordpress have the most confusing spacing system ever. Also some of the lines got clipped because the yoke what you write on is too narrow. This is fucking bollox, its completely ruined now but I’m posting it anyway

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I can’t bring myself to do any real work
up and bounce and flounce and trounce to a badly dastardly drawn catastrophie
I am artistic aristocracy gone for a weekend hunt of foals and fowles
chomping on the bowels of a madmans dead hystorectomy
visectomy? why yes I’ll have two
One of each is like a treat to an autopsy
all topsy turvy no more curvy, a feat so unique
should have its own exclusive clique
The Impregnables nay the DeRegulables
or the Aids infested Love detested Balloon popping Miserables

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Why not steal a rhyme and change the line?
If I had to choose between a frontal labotomy and a bottle in front of me
I’d count the shrapnel and await indepence’ death knell
one is certainly the same as the other and I’d rather not HAVE to make any choices
bar whether to eat, sleep, bleat or bite
to be wolf or a sheep, priest or a child
oops! that can’t be PC but at least we’re not in Jersey,
where we’d be let run free in a haven of wanton debauchery
a sickening atrocity
protecting hypocracy
infecting disecting molesting and all without correcting
because nobody did the checking

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Worse than Ferns?
tisk-mere ciggarette burns
This was Disneyland for Grown-ups
A nightmarish abomination slotted between the cracks of
smug faux socialism and arrogant fo-sho capitalism
nestling neatley on the bedrock of corruption
They say they didn’t know about it but I know better
it’d be impossible not to know what curiosity must know
what strange scars and mysterious screams and an odd fear and and
an inexplicable, damn dispicable, secrecy must surely convey,
at the very least, that ’something evil is afoot’

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A sovereign state with no apparent darkside has something to hide
and the harder it is to find the more its worth looking for
the more its worth hiding

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Take this glistening emerald isle for example
As I understand it, jewelery doesn’t float
so what exactly is your D4 tractor running on?
Red Diesal or red tape, Red Blooded or just Bloodied
Vigilance is not a virtue, its a responsibility