Don’t ask why but I’m doing a photoshoot on Friday for which I need a femme fatale. My first choice pulled out because shes got an exam or something I don’t really care anymore. This shouldn’t be a problem, I know loads of pretty girls. In fact, I’ve often sat back at parties and said to myself ‘how the fuck did I swing this?”. So anyway this not being a problem I was going to utilize the ultimate in ‘lazy man model searching’ by flicking through my friends list on bebo until I found someone who would fit the bill-ten minutes and a text message, problem solved.
Only one problem, my computer is refusing to show pictures. Everything else works fine, just no pictures. The only logical explanation I can think of is that the ancient order of illuminati have a distinct dislike of film noir and have therefore chosen to sabbotage my plans. God dammit they’re everywhere!
I’m doing a virus scan right now but I’d say its more likely that my computers just shit or bebos broken. This is bollox, I hate thinking
