This is completely off the cuff and I apologise if it doesn’t work out because I’m posting it anyway
European,
Ridiculously
Attractive
Student who has
Me
Utterly
Snared
Easily
Readily
And
Steadily
Meant to be,
Universally
Sexy
Effectively
Redundant
As a
Scholarly
Manifesto,
Uncomplaining we
Sure as hell are!
Best thing about erasmus students? To them, I’m exotic!