Good News

Went to the doctor today and according to him I’m “probably not scitzophrenic”!! The main indicator being that I am aware that I’m hallucinating-woo, go team reality!
So why am I being trip-raped?(as in being forced to perform trippy acts against my will) He reckons its a combination of fatigue, anxiety(who would’ve guessed?), alcohol and a history of halucinagenic recreation. He also reckons that I might have a sleeping dissorder called hypnocogno-something which causes the mind to play tricks on you just as you’re about to fall asleep.
However, just to make sure I’m not schitzo he’s asked my to stay dry for the next two weeks. If I was genuinely crazy the hallucinations would continue regardless so if they stop we’re more or less out of the woods.
Another bonus of the visit was that I achieved two of my life goals. I got a doctor to use the phrases “well, I don’t think you pose a risk to yourself or others” and the classic “you don’t look psychotic”!!