Chicken bone, rules of engagement

Chicken bone is the name of a game  my Awesome American Friend(AAF) and I invented. It is perhaps the dumbest possible game ever created. In order to play one requires Herculean idiocy coupled with a distinctly warped concept of masculinity. Needless to say, its so much fun I just have to share it with the world.

It is essentially a fight but there are a few very important rules:

1. You may only attack your opponent using your funny bone

2.  You may only defend yourself using your funny bone

3. It is illegal to attack any other part of the body than the funny bone

4. Evasion is not permitted, cowardice shall be punished

5. Switching arms is not permitted(if you don’t like crippling agony you probably shouldn’t play)

There is no scoring system and the winner is the one who can take the most pain. Traditionally participants play for honour but gambling is not frowned upon. The most common tactic is to stand side by side and go for all out attack, flapping at each other like chickens. One game lasted a full five minutes, I woke up the next day and my whole arm was completely numb-its ok though-I fuckin’won!