Its half 6 on New Years Eve, messiest night of the year, and I have got absolutely nowhere to go-eep! What the fuck people? Where are my people? I need alcohol and debauchery! I’d normally be frantically texting everyone I know but due to the constraints of my new phone I have no fucking numbers. Jesus, its already dark outside-I have five and a half hours to find a party or else all is lost for a full year of abject boring misery. Worst case scenario is me going into Dun Laoghaire by myself and trying to befriend randomers best case scenario is going out to pick up some milk and stumbling upon a cocaine and swingers party and trying to befriend randomers. Social survival skills kick in. If I don’t post anything tomorrow I’m either dead or dead and happy.
