Hedonism

Yes children, in this weeks poetry corner we have two rhymes of easy virtue. Little D is especially bad, I wrote it years ago and had up until today completely forgotten about it-its a veritable assholes anthem
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Diageo, consumer info

Tequila slammer
bad for grammer

and Sambuka
make ya puke-ah

But Guinness,
Guinness
makes you shit spinnach
and thats just not cool

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Little D

You don’t have to be deep, she said
You just have to be honest, she said
Well I was being honest you see
when she walked away from me

I said:

I wanna girl not a friend
or another girlfriend
Can I say it any clearer
without another beer

then I said:

I wanna fuck you, touch you
sweat all about you
Have my fun
forget all about you

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cackle