shorties, of low to woeful quality

Of War and Peace;

Some people speak in riddles
others speak in tongues,
But the only ones worth listening to
are the ones that got the guns

Alcohol

The aural visectomy,
oral cacophony,
and general catastrophe,

But my God is it good fun

Maturity Embodied

If you work too hard
and play too little
Your dick will shrivel
Small and little
-tee hee!