A month without alcohol

The pricks just sent me an email telling me to call up the revenue commisioners office and tell them I work for FMI or else I’ll be charged emergency tax. Fuck them! The onus is on the employer to sort out all that shit, even if it wasn’t, I handed in my P45 ages ago. Never ever work for a huge company where you’re both expendible and easily replaced-dickheads! It takes hours to get through to revenue, hours I don’t have dammit

Of War and Peace;

Some people speak in riddles
others speak in tongues,
But the only ones worth listening to
are the ones that got the guns

Alcohol

The aural visectomy,
oral cacophony,
and general catastrophe,

But my God is it good fun

Maturity Embodied

If you work too hard
and play too little
Your dick will shrivel
Small and little
-tee hee!