A month without alcohol

I cannot emphasize enough just how lazy I have become in the last week. This is mainly because I’m too lazy and I wanna go play playstation now goodbye

I’ve decided to go on an adventure. As long as I’m back for work by Friday night-anything goes. It begins tonight, I’m going to a staff party and I’m going to get lambasted on free drink.

Tomorrow I’m going to my friends house and hopefully scoring some blow or maybe something stronger.

Wednesday afternoon, I will be travelling by train or ferry to a mystery destination.

Thursday morning-God only knows where I’ll be and what state I’ll be in

Friday will be epitomised by the rocky road to Dublin and the vicious hangover I’ll probably have

All in all I’m having a hard time faulting this plan, bar the fact that my parents are almost ready to kill me