Fact: I’m an absolute bastard. Last Saturday I did something really un cool and I don’t feel half as bad about it as I should. I dunno, I could and have done much worse things to people but this one registered an awful lot more.
Anyways it was a typical Saturday night and I was at a typical ‘girls excuse to dress up pre-planned shin dig’. I was there with a very good friend of mine, who is yet to talk to me since, whom I love dearly-possibly a little too dearly. And you know exactly where this cliché is going don’t you.
The fact that I made a move on one of my favourite people in the world doesn’t particularily bother me. It’ll be awkward for a while but neither of us will care in a fortnight. What does bother me is the way I did it.
Naturally, her being my friend, I didn’t set out to chase her. In fact, I was romancing another fair maiden when my good friend walked past. I was actually in, I had done all the leg work, all the crap that most guys hate but I really love. As I was saying, she was hooked and I just had to reel her in, bada bing bada boom bada bap another easy peasy 123 textbook pull. But I didn’t do that.
No, I didn’t do that at all. Instead I got up and walked off without saying a thing. Better still, I got up and walked over to another girl without saying a thing. Even better still, I got up and walked over to another girl to tell her that I really really liked her very much. Better again I slurred that I loved her-and she soberly didn’t feel the same!
But thats not where it ends. No ladys and gents boys and girls, thats not where it ends at all. I actually went back looking for the first girl, having treated her like dirt only a little while earlier I thought I’d make it up to her and we’d pick up where we left off. But Apparently she went home early that night. I feel like I ruined the poor girls night even though it was completely unintentional because I was really drunk and hence incapable of doing anything intentionally.
On the plus side, I discovered my new favourite shot that night; liquid cocaine(sambuka, tequila and golshlagger)
