Alcohol is expensive. College is expensive. Put the two together and you know how I managed to spend nearly five hundred quid in the last month despite the fact that I still live with my parents and have no job.
I went on 3 college trips and to two 3 debs and I’m broke. On the upside though I’ve been drunk in some crazy ass places and woken up with some serious stories to tell.
Highlights include:
3 shots and 2 pints in ten minutes with some mad bastard from Belfast just before last orders.
Waking up in Limerick
5 of us waiting for the student bar to start serving at around 12 in the morning
A bottle of disgusting stomach churning wine from esso
Drinking cans at 6:30 in the morning at the spire
Being dunk on a ferry
Getting a police escourt to Edinborough
A pitcher of Guinness
Walking around a foriegn city in a toga
Stumbling out of the leisureplex to get the first bus home in the morning-in a tux
The state of some English girl I met
Law-the coolest bastard I’ve ever met on a train
Vodka from lidl(poison)
Deep fried marsbars
Getting back to the hotel at 6 and interrupting my roomate and his bird
Staying in the most ludicrously dangerous part of Derry, so dangerous in fact that the taxi’s took off their plates to enter
Making the same new friends over and over and over again
Stealing bottles of Harp
those 2 big red pitchers of something somewhere
Irn bru and deep fried mars bars
My balance sheet, it arrived yeasterday and it is hillarious
