Day 4-ye like whateva

Sorry I left out yesterday, I swear I wasn’t on a massive bender! Actually, quite the opposite. I got a new job as one of societies most annoying members-the chugger
Yes, anyone who has ever walked through town between 10 in the morning and 6 in the the evening knows exactly what I’m talking about-and hate me for it! I stop you, interrupt you, disturb you repeatedly as you amble through Dublins fair streets. I’m a proffesional pain in the arse! You may notice my new found fondness for big loud EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its part of the job really! Normally I hate people like this but as I am actually falling asleep in my seat I don’t care!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! Ding! Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!Ding!

But I am technically working for a charity and the rush you get when you sign someone up is completely unlike any other rush I’ve ever had. Its a slow burning sense of well being and personnal fulfillment that for so long I had thought was purely fake. Its great but it leaves you in bits by the end of the day